Monday, March 30, 2009

A whole year with you, whew... I wouldn't be able to tame myself! That would be a CLIMAX too powerful for mankind to recognize!
Madonna 2009 Wall Calendar: Sexy/Naughty Photos!!!

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Long live Bette Porter & Tina Kinard...!

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Friday, March 27, 2009

"Stop and check yourself this weekend... no affairs, no cheating, no stalking! You all just have a ridiculously good time, and leave the hard stuff up to me!" Bah, ha, ha!

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Thursday, March 26, 2009

While Nylon Magazine celebrates its 10 years of fashion guru, Lindsay Lohan graciously crops the cover hoping for her career to rev-up once again. She told Nylon in the April 2009 issue (photo shoots for the April issue are above) that her career has been at a stand still since 2007 and she has been trying to find work, but either there is no work or people simply avoid her or tell her that she is not right for the part. Poor Lohan, at least give her another chance... although she doesn't have the best reputation on or off set even without the tabloid discrimination. She says that she needs work because she just bought a house right around the block from lover Samantha Ronson so that they can be closer to one another! Can't you just be like every other one of us and Lesbian U-Haul? You go all out buying several houses and such when you could just live together in one house... hmm, there is an idea! But Lohan obviously needs work just like the rest of the world, except the rest of the world cant afford to buy a house in L.A or food for their families on a "reality" level! Anyhoo... Lohan sweeps the cover away as always, beautiful photo shoot and hopefully she will be back on the big screen because I do enjoy her movies! I know you all do as well!

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First Lady Wednesday!

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

"Don't think I don't think about it!" -_*

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Suited Up!

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Jennifer Anitston

Kelly Clarkson

Dani Campbell

Julia Roberts

Ellen Degeneres

Tina Fey

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Melissa Rycroft (DWTS)...

Monday, March 23, 2009

We all remember Melissa Rycroft who was surprisingly dumped by her own reality star fiance Jason Mesnick (go figure) just a few days before she signed onto dance away her anger on another ABC reality show, Dancing With The Stars as a replacement for Nancy O'dell. She looks stunning!

THANK GOD, she's fine, fine, fine... whew (Better than that Holly Bunny!)! If you can't find love with a reality show fiance, and you had to go on a reality show in order to become engaged, then in my book your an automatic lesbian... (No if, ands, or buts about it!) or should I say in my mind and/or dreams!

Tony, is that a thumbs up? Your looking a little too happy to me, but she is super satisfying so go on and smile and dance around her all you want! Don't forget your wife might be watching! Haha... who cares right?!

She's always so happy, maybe that's why Ellen invited her on her show? Or not! Maybe because she's a smashing babe and Ellen had to see the full figured Dallas Cowgirl in the flesh... YEAH! If I were Ellen, and this probably is already true, I would have every eligible lady gay, or straight (because every woman wants another woman they just choose to act upon it or not) on my show and just enjoy a mental cup of saucy, sexy, lust-worthy tea while gazing into their eyes! Hmmm... peace at last!

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