Lesbian Invades High Ranking Offical Grounds...

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Iceland's Social Affairs Minister who is nicknamed "St. Johanna" for her invigorating work involving the handi-capped, disadvantaged, and the elderly; she is a former flight attendant and union organizer with a 73% approval rating from Iceland's people for Prime Minister. She is the first female to head state, as is she the first openly gay person to become one of the world's preeminent officials. As of February 1, 2009, Johanna Sigurdardottir plans to recondition her country's central bank while possibly making Iceland a member in the European Union to disengage Iceland's fiscal crisis.

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Friday, February 27, 2009

Ok BOTOX... leave my girl alone, she is in love with Chin (Tina) she doesn't want any of your skankyness in her luxurious artsy life!! Where's Chin when all this occurs... Oh that's right being sophisticated and responsible. Not stumbling drunk on bubbly full of skank just to get into my girls pants! Stay tuned to another Porter Flirt gone bad...!

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Vintage Lesbian Poster Humor

Thursday, February 26, 2009

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First Lady Wednesday

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

"We've (I've) got this babe, were (I'm) fabulous! Look the whole world loves us (me)! Were (I'm) amazing, keep strutting your (my) stuff and keep it smooth! Just smile a few times (they know I'm good looking)! They love us (me)!" I think I rest my case...!!

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2009 Oscar Winning Lady of the Evening!

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Absolutely fantastic! How brilliant for such an invigorating and gorgeous women to win such an award! She is inspirational and a true joy to have in the industry amongst the other talented but ever so creepy and mangled "Actors(resses)! She has class, spunk, style and an out standing sense of humor. I dig her!!

And yes... every lady should be so lucky as to be nominated in the same category as Meryl Streep, but also have the opportunity to bossom smosh on top of it! If only we were all so fortunate as to crawl on into Meryls grill!! I would say it's about the right time to Pop, Lock and Drop it Kate!

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Sunday, February 22, 2009

I just have to say that this is the most deceiving season promo picture I have ever seen!! Seriously, we understand that Jenny has some weird psycho robot "love" for Shane who in return just needs a quick fix (Jenny do you even remember who Shane is?)! And... my girl Kit does not need a man in Drag getting at her junk, she is way to Patti LaBelle for that. Helena seems to be the only one who realizes that this is "The L Word " for crying out LOUD! Congratulations Helena, you got laid (And may I say Dylan is a pretty fine catch!)! Tasha and Alice... I have not an incline as to where in this gay, straight, homo, non homo, equal rights, equality for all my ass of a world to start with the two of you stupefied lesbos! A third wheel is one thing, that ugly bitch is another thing... you both are way to cute and to classy for her to come in the middle and start humping! Good Luck! My biggest pickle to crunch on is why in gracious Buddha's names did Bette and Tina work things out? Getting back together and adopting another child is suppose to be romantic and calming but not so calming to where they have to constantly just sit next to each other share a pencil and eat their Power Ranger lunch box lunches like they are in second grade! WHAT IS GOING ON? A peck on the cheek, a leg rub, butterfly kisses, zip her skirt for her... I DON'T KNOW but GOSH DO SOMETHING FOR CRYING OUT LOUD BECAUSE WE ARE ALL CRYING OUT HERE!!! Have the dirty, steamy, hair pulling, bra ripping, ronchy ass sex. Or the romantic longing for eachother soft gentle touches that make you scream, PLEASE! I think we all beg SEX of the two of you! We don't care where, we don't care how, we would just like to see you get it on sometime in the very near future! That's my beef, hope you enjoyed it! I'm sure after tonight's episode there will be plenty more if this season doesn't start fixing itself!

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Saturday, February 21, 2009

Leisha Hailey and Camilla Grey are FREAKY-FREAKY FRESH with their spunky down to earth artistic attitudes and true life lyrics that make you want to sing and rock the whole damn night!

If you don't have their CD Common Reaction yet, you have to get it! Download it from iTunes or visit the Uh Huh Her website and purchase a hard copy!

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Amy Poehler

Erica Durance

Mariska Hargitay

Abby Cornish

Allison Mack

Olivia Wilde

Jessica Alba

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Jennifer Beals Would Like to Say...

Thursday, February 19, 2009

You know I am adorable, cuddly, cute and savvy, smart, optimistic, lovable, gentle, kind, and have an everlasting smile. My laugh is stimulating, my personality a glow. My hands are rock solid and sexified, I have the best hair (neither course or shiny), my arms are like bricks and my skin is as smooth as a baby's bottom. I am super SEXY you wouldn't even notice *wink*... My eyes are a never ending glow of passion and desire, I wear the worst outfits when I'm at work but am eager to throw on my yoga gear whenever I have a chance! I run, bike, swim, cycle, do yoga and pilates, that's why my back is sculpted into a monument of your dreams! I am self motivated and an independent woman, I stand up for what I believe in, not what others take to believe is actual. I live life to its fullest, I am a risk taker a life long learner and a teacher. I am neither selfish or hateful, I don't dwell over whether or not I can change something, I go attack it anyhow. I am spiritual and diverse, mysterious and dazzling. I adore wine and beer, country sides and cityscapes, I'm neither here nor there, I'm just me!

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First Lady Wednesday

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Look at you all cute with your cup of tea or coffee, but it's probably just good ole' oxygen (gotta love photo shoots!). So studious in the big White House, are we? What are you writing about Michelle? How great you think your legs look in that hounds-tooth skirt, and how great your body is shifted amongst that couch...? I know what your writing...a response to my "First Lady Wednesday" posts that you happened to come across!
What can I say, I have this weird crave for your essence!

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Emma Watson

Selena Gomez

Shailene Woodley

Ana-Sophia Robb

Emily Osement

Hayden Panettier

Emma Roberts

Demi Lovato

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Oh you sexy beast... You lite my tinglys Kate!
Kate Winslet: The Reader
(We got this one in the bag, don't we chica!)

The Fabulously Spontaneous Anne Hathaway: Rachel Getting Married
(Americas Next Sweetheart... if I had it my way!)

Truck Lips Jolie: Changeling

Melissa Leo: Frozen River
(More like hobo river... haha!)

Meryl Streep: Doubt
(Don't you worry Sister, I see right through your habit...)

I have to mention that MILK was nominated in 8 different categories as well! What a great recognition for such a passionate movie that really tells the story of
not just one homosexual man,but a whole community as well!

I wish them the best of luck on the red carpet!

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