The Run Around..

Okay... the past few weeks have been full of crazy ass news and information that is enough to drive a person BONKERS! So, here I go with a RUN-AROUND of the raging media!

Lady GaGa brings us yet another Chart-Topping single making this #4! "Bad Romance" is psychotically creepy, deep and artistically fascinating! The costumes are phenomenal, and the beat makes me want to Roma-roma-mamaa! Check it out!

Oprah Winfrey announces her death in 2011! No, not really HER death but the death of her famous television talk show that will have been on the air for 25 wonderful and exciting years. Oprah says that 25 is a good number and she has enjoyed every moment of giving away .5% of her bank account to you her viewers, with items as big as cars and as small as tee-pee to wipe with! But watch out society, people are already starting to turn into zombies because Big Mama won't be around to chart out their lives for them.. whatever will we do?

The Barbados super Queen speaks out about her abusive relationship with Chris Brown. Diane Sawyer gave a half hour interview with Rhianna on why she broke it off and what she was feeling as she was being attacked. Check it out here if you missed it. It was a heart-wrenching interview with some really good pointers. Rhianna says she doesn't hate Chris Brown, she simply wants him to learn and grow from this experience will she.

Miley Cryus's tour bus takes a turn for the worst and flips while on the road. The driver was killed, but not to worry Miley, herself, was not on the on the tour route. Miley confirmed that the bust that tipped was carrying her lighting crew.. who are they? So this bit of news is already out of the theatres and into the media trash bin. No Oscar here!

But, there sure is an Oscar maybe for this delicious actress. Sandra Bullock stars with Tim McGraw in the latest true story film, The Blind Side. Michael Oher, a homeless African-American youngster from a broken home, is taken in by the Touhys, a well-to-do white family who help him fulfill his potential. At the same time, Oher's presence in the Touhys' lives leads them to some insightful self-discoveries of their own. Living in his new environment, the teen faces a completely different set of challenges to overcome. As a football player and student, Oher works hard and, with the help of his coaches and adopted family, becomes an All-American offensive left tackle. Bullock swept away the box office with more than $30 million on opening day!

And last but not least, is Jennifer Aniston really talking about hosting a cable television talk show on Oprah's new cable channel OWN sometime next year? Hmm.. let's see? It appears that ever since Aniston appeared on the Chelsey Lately show she has come up with this scenario that she would love to have her own talk show. And gee, what better person to do it for than the Queen, herself, Oprah!! This will not only make her that much more famous, but it will add a few more billion dollars to her upcoming, pre-mature movie rolls! That's okay I can stand to see J-An once a day looking SEXY AS ALL HELL! Does not bother me one bit!

So, that's IT! That's the best I can do for now.. too much gossip, geesh when did the world become so crazy with all this celebrity bullshit?? Taahaahaahaaa!!!

And Now for a "BRIEF" Segment!

Katherine Moennig


Julia Roberts


Kristin Kreuk


Jennifer Aniston

Please stay tuned for more "BRIEF" segments!

Suited Up!

Jennifer Anitston


Kelly Clarkson


Dani Campbell


Julia Roberts


Ellen Degeneres


Tina Fey

WTF J.A!?

Ok, so it seems that I have some major damage control to do! According to Life and Style magazine Jennifer Aniston is only seeing a Fertility Doctor in hopes of having a baby. My fellow Lesbian Kin Folk out there who were just as exited as I was to know that this does not confirm that she is indeed Pregnant in any way shape or form! You all still have time to snatch her and have her babies... GO CRAZY LADIES!!

So my spoof was my own fault, I was listening to the media once again and I was wrong, I did not take any steps to confirm that she was indeed pregnant and that is my wrong doing. I deeply apologize for anyone who was aroused by that awful idea of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer (Mr. Mangled Sock Puppet) being pregnant! What I can say is hopefully true, Mayer broke it off with Aniston shortly after Oscar Night and that I heard on Entertainment Tonight. So if Mary Hart is feeding my brain with impacting media gossip, I can't really help it!!

But seriously, WTF Jenn Ann! Make up your mind! Come out of the closet, it's rather beautiful on the other side... Take your girl away from David Arquette (Courteney Cox) and be happy together, have babies together, take walks together, get a dog or even a big fat lesbian kitty! Be happy for once, find yourself the women of your dreams who will treat your right and love you forever! I only say this because my girlfriend so desperately wants to have your babies and I'm ok with that!! My girlfriend also thinks its pretty sweet that Jenn Ann is sporting her college up top!

Oh Jennifer...!

I knew that was a baby bump that whole Oscar Night! Oh, how you have let me down...

John Mayer...? Come on girl, you have better "smarts" than to make him the father of your baby! You are 40, yes I understand you are getting older but you are beautiful and powerful and... Mr. Crooked eyes, he looks like a mangled sock puppet! Jenn Ann what the hell girlfriend?!

How do you know that he is not going to snatch your baby and run? You are worth everything, and that is the only reason he is with you! More fame and fortune because his "body" is no "wonderland", and he doesn't have enough fame for his egotistic style! You are way better off by yourself, you are the most modest person out there and you should definitely become a lesbian and have as many babies as you wish! Leave the sperm to the donors and leave the men to the pigs...!

My girlfriend of almost 3 beautiful years would like to make a statement:

"I have respect for her that she cares enough about her career and people liking her, but I don't have respect for her that she doesn't realize she is a lesbian!"

SEXY LADIES: TAKE 1

AS SEXY AS THEY COME (at least I think so)! Ladies and Gentlemen, Jennifer Beals! Pardon me while I sit and catch my breath! Holy smokes, this woman takes my breath away, so very tall, so very talented, and so very intelligent! Jennifer Beals has natural beauty; and a natural lusting body for that matter. Jennifer Beals won a GLAAD award in 2005, and has been nominated two years in a row for an Image Award for Outstanding Actress in a Drama Series (The L Word). Jennifer was the San Francisco Pride Parade Grand Marshall in 2006. She has recently teamed up with Tobias Wolff (a Stanford professor who has teamed up with the Obama campaign) to talk about the Obama campaign with issues concerning the LGBT community, she took viewers questions and point of views and got quick answers that hopefully will ease some people. Jennifer also attended V to the TENTH in New Orleans, where she (photo above) gave a bold and remarkable performance of the Vagina Monologues’. So invigorating, and for someone so shy and reserved, this performance is outstanding as well as she!
First, her heart is shattered when she finds out that her girlfriend has been unfaithful (The L Word), then not a month later she gets the boot on Dancing With The Stars… people, give this woman a break!! Marlee Matlin folks, she is sexy, she is brilliant, she is so attractive, and when she talks, she melts my heart! This woman is so extremely talented, generous, kind, and most of all an inspiration, and yet it seemed as if not a soul out in the United States had faith in her. My opinion she should have stayed at least for a few more weeks on DWTS, if her dancing wasn’t cutting it her costumes certainly were! So people I say to you, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!! Smoking body, smoking hot personality, Marlee is definantly one of a kind!
Attractive and magnificent Faith Hill has been one of my favorite Diva’s for as long as I can remember. Her voice itself has sex appeal, not to mention her rocking body which has birthed three children is up to date and in shape! Faith Hill recently attended V to the TENTH in New Orleans along with many other celebrities and over 30,000 people to celebrate the 10^th anniversary of ending violence against woman. Faith Hill and husband Tim McGraw performed at the CMT Music Awards in April, where she flashed this “Bat meets Stripper/Bondage” outfit! Yet, she still looks as stunning as ever in it!
Oh Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina! Tina Fey is smoking with glitz and glamour and is still as hilarious as ever! Baby’s Mama, the new 18 million dollar opening day film has everybody and their brother talking. This movie is said to be Hilarious, yet I haven’t had a chance to see it. But I have had a chance to see how Tina Fey is looking these days, and she is HOT! There is something about her that makes her so stunning; maybe it’s her sense of casualness and that of her comic relief that throws the fork. She is a brilliant and sightly woman!
America’s Sweetheart, Jennifer Aniston who may I add received the Vanguard Award at the 18^th Annual GLAAD (Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation) Awards 2007 for her contributions to increase visibility and understanding of the LGBT community! I APPLAUD YOU JENNIFER! This woman has had the eye of many for several years, and still she is single and trying, and I’d like to say single may be the way! This woman has soul like no other; she is indeed America’s Sweetheart with a raving body that would blind a bat? Maybe, huh!
Halle Berry, goddess of all Weaves!! You’re bald, your long, your shoulder length, your right above your ear, your boy short, and then you’re bald again! And with that you are as SEXY as ever!! This is a woman who has the face, the body, and the weave for anything and everything!! Holy crap, look at that body- ladies start doing your jumping-jacks it’s going to be a long haul from here to Haley's abs!
Eva Longoria-Parker, this is one Housewife who in her mind is chanting: Toney oh Toney come save me, they have me chained in Europe (and you know what you could do with chains? Well, maybe not, but use your imagination it’s Eva Longoria for crying out loud!). Chains, chains, and more chains… EGO Magazine Ukraine, Longoria shines in rusty grungy chains and still comes out sparkling in the essence of her own racy sex appeal, which we all so desperately endure!