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Monday, May 4, 2009

PINK..our truth-telling, heart-ache singing artist who supposedly came out this weekend as "Bisexual" to News of the World. WOOT WOOT... Pink halfway in the family, well at least News of the World thought so! Fabricated, WHAT? Pink's bisexuality was all a hoax? News of the World had a huge article on it... DUH! STUPID TABLOIDS! Whoever believes these inter-twined crazy media approaches that portray half monkey half human babies should seek help immediately! According to Advocate.com, Pink tweeted after hearing the news: "I just read that I am bisexual. So 1991. Good thing people write articles about me so I can get my facts 'straight'." But, they ran with the story after this picture of Pink, supporting her always loyal LGBT fans and society because she is a good person who could give two shits what color you are or who you're sleeping with as long as people are happy it doesn't matter to her, was posted. She has always been this way and we thank her for standing outside and holding up her "FUCK PROP 8" sign for all of us!! Tabloids, eat our shit!!

But seriously Pink, find yourself a nice woman who will always take care of you, Like ME!! *wink*


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