51'st GRAMMY AWARDS... "HUH"?

What a sweet-niblet of a swifty moment!!
Since when do minors get to have all the fun??
Uh, since Miley Cyrus stalked Hannah Montana... yea... that's when...!
It was on the news, bummer if you missed it!!

Whitney, damn! Do you ever age?
What is your secret... come on you can tell me!!

Katy Perry... Looks like you stole the fruit of her womb!!
It also looks like Michael Jackson needed a severe Banana fix!
"UH OH"!

Sheryl Crow, you always look the same... blah!
BORING!!

Walk like an Egyptian... bong, boing, bong-bong!
Who the hell dressed you Paula Up-do??

Taylor, you look as sweet as ever!

Hey big WINNER!!
Don't look at me like that... Yea you know your hot!!
Keep on, keeping on...!

Sunday Night at the Show!!

I know you cannot wait for tonight's episode 604 "Leaving Los Angeles"!

Lets see who wants to take a stab at Jenny tonight!

Jennifer Beals Would Like To Say...

Happy Saturday STALKERS!
(You know you googled this fiiiiine lady... who doesn't!)

First Lady Wednesday

Ladies start your engines! Whew... look at those ripped arms and that firm chest! Looks like Barack is in a bit of a "booty" coma, but who wouldn't be? I bet Sir Mix A Lot would have a lot to sya about this broad! But, Since Sir Mix A Lot couldn't be here today he unfortunately gave me permission to spit... YIKES! Here I go... I like tall First Ladies, they make me go insany, her luscious lips and big black ass make me anything but lazy! Her arms are made of steel, I wish I could hear her squeel, her waist is small and her curves are kikin (thanks Mix) and I'm thinkin about retirin from spittin!

FEY-A-THON

Oh Tina, you make me want to "La-La"!
Go ahead and be my french maid... I beg of you, and so do thousands and thousands of other Lezlie's out there! Yup that's right Lezlies... Bah-ha-ha!! Tacky, I know!

"HOT" Mama

Not only is she delightful to look at, but she has a way of warming your heart when she speaks. She is sophisticated and kind, gentle and semi-mysterious. Her smile lights up the room, and her passion for life and family tugs at your soul. Stephanie Hogan is one of the lucky women trying to mend a broken-hearted Jason Mesnick, and his adorable outgoing son Ty.

Stephanie has been my favorite since she stepped out of that limo, and after 4 episodes is still my #1 girl! The way she interacts with her daughter just makes my feet tremble in a good way. She is so lovable, and joyous to be around. She is serious, but outgoing at the same time. She can go to a baseball game and then an Inaugural Ball, so to speak, within the same day. She is definitely a people-pleaser and a self motivated individual.

Jason needs someone who brings both ends of the bargain to the table -- family and fun. Stephanie definitely struts them both with excellent class! No fame and fortune, just simple companionship and endless romance. She is a one of a kind woman, and I give her my best through this bumpy, affectionate journey!

HAPPY SUPER BOWL SUNDAY

MAY THE WORST TEAM LOSE...

MAY PITTSBURGH'S FOOTBALLS BE FILLED WITH LED...

AND MAY THE ARIZONA CARDINALS PECK AWAY AT THE PITTSBURGH STEELERS PEA SIZED HELMETS!

NO BIAS! NOT FROM ME! HEHE...

ENJOY THE GAME!