BATWOMAN IS A LESBIAN...Lizzy Confirms

Only lesbian bats ride motorcycles and wear pleather stockings! But I'll let my girl Lizzy confirm that Batwoman is indeed a flaming homosexual looking for a sidekick! Any takers??

TwitPic Frenzy!

@MargaGomez
Marga Gomez looking stylish on the streets... she is one of comedy and theatres funniest lesbians!


@Pink
Pink twitpics herself "traveling in style", well DUH!


@TheEllenShow
Ellen DeGeneres and her first Twitpic of her first Tweet!!


@JannArden
Jann Ardens dog Midi! Don't you just want to squeeze her!


@JaneFonda
Jane Fonda swims with Sea Lions! How adorable he wanted his picture taken!!


@MarleeMatlin
Marlee Matlin who appeared on the L Word and DWTS Twitpics with this seasons winner Shawn Johnson @shawnej, Mark Ballas @officialmballas, and Finalist Giles Marini @gilesmarini! Also in the picture is Marks girlfriend @jpacittmusic.


@SherriEShephred
Sherrie Shephred from the View looking fabulous!!


@officialkathyg
Kathy Griffin and her beautiful mother on 5.26.09 Prop 8 Rally!

The Muff Munchin Dyke for the Deaf and Blind!Lizzy You're Awesome!

Good show Lizzie! I'm sure everyone adores the fact that you are a thoughtful Muff Muncher!

"OUR MASCOT WAS THE KNOCKERS..."Ellen DeGeneres, Commencement Speech

Last weekend Ellen DeGeneres gave her commencement speech at Tulane University in New Orleans. While her jokes stayed above sea level so did the giggles and laughter the crowd graciously returned. One man in particular who laughed his ass off the entire speech was the president of the University. What a funny old man, must be a huge fan of Ellens!


Her speech was nothing short of terrific stand-up, with an entertainingly tragic affair that managed to help her publicly out herself and live life with integrity.

Take a few moments to watch Ellen bletch the words boobs, Mardi Gras, God, and "just dance, gonna be ok" within one speech... it is the most entertaining and meaningful speech I think she has ever given!!

Hey Ellen, if you manage to read this, Summer 2010 Wayne State University Detroit, Michigan you should probably come give another speech!! I'm inviting you, screw the president of the University!! Tee-hee!!

Lizzy the Lezzy!

I thought I would share with you my favorite Lizzy the Lezzy episode... "Coming Out Day"!

POST "CINCO" PINATA STUFFERS...

ON BEHALF OF CINCO DE MAYO AND MY HIGHLY SUPPORTIVE LESBIAN COMMUNITY, I DECIDED THAT A GENIUS WAY TO END THE MEXICAN HOLIDAY WOULD BE WITH NOTHING BUT A DELICIOUS...

YUP! PINK TACO...!!! AND MY BRAIN IS OUT OF WHACK ONCE AGAIN! TEE-HEE... OH I KNOW, A LITTLE HUMOR KEEPS THE SOUL AFLOAT! HUH!

BUT, BEFORE I ATE MY PINK TACO (AHEM)... ME, MYSELF, AND I PLAYED A LITTLE MEXICAN HOLIDAY CLASSIC OF "HIT THE GAY FRIENDLY ZEBRA PINATA"!! "ARRIBA"

AND LOOK WHO FELL OUT...!!


ADRIANA LIMA


SARA RAMIREZ


CONSTANCE MARIE


AMERICA FERRERA


VIDA GUERRA


SALMA HAYEK


EVA MENDES


JESSICA ALBA


SARAH SHAHI


PENELOPE CRUZ

WHAT LOVELY AND TALENTED FOLK TO BEAT OUT OF A CHILD'S TOY!!

HOPE YOU HAD A DRUNKEN-SAFE-TACO-EATING CINCO!! "ARRIBA"

THIS JUST IN...

PINK..our truth-telling, heart-ache singing artist who supposedly came out this weekend as "Bisexual" to News of the World. WOOT WOOT... Pink halfway in the family, well at least News of the World thought so! Fabricated, WHAT? Pink's bisexuality was all a hoax? News of the World had a huge article on it... DUH! STUPID TABLOIDS! Whoever believes these inter-twined crazy media approaches that portray half monkey half human babies should seek help immediately! According to Advocate.com, Pink tweeted after hearing the news: "I just read that I am bisexual. So 1991. Good thing people write articles about me so I can get my facts 'straight'." But, they ran with the story after this picture of Pink, supporting her always loyal LGBT fans and society because she is a good person who could give two shits what color you are or who you're sleeping with as long as people are happy it doesn't matter to her, was posted. She has always been this way and we thank her for standing outside and holding up her "FUCK PROP 8" sign for all of us!! Tabloids, eat our shit!!

But seriously Pink, find yourself a nice woman who will always take care of you, Like ME!! *wink*

Lesbian Pulp Novel Covers...

35 cents... crazy! I would love to get my hands on some of these and frame them!

FEY AND POEHLER WOULD LIKE TO SAY...

(IN A SHALLOW DITZY VOICE...)
"If you can try to... don't let someone "Family Guy" you, as you can see it's not the prettiest thing, but it's better than letting your lesbian girlfriend get you pregnant! Pfff... yea, just look at me -- Oh...! Can that happen?? Because, I'm confused... Don't drink and drive, smoke and drive, or whatever you do and drive... because this is what it does to you! T... did you get me prego? Stupid "Family Guy"...!"

"No Amy, I didn't get you prego...!"

First Lady Wednesday!

On a trip to France, Michelle Obama had the pleasure of meeting their first lady, Carla Bruni! Obama's trip went something like this:


Michelle: "Hmm... what a rather fascinating woman, she wears bows around her neck like I do! I wonder if her skin is as soft as mine. I think her eyes are green, maybe they are blue... oh I don't know but they sure were beautiful, maybe I'll just take a quick glance... oh better not, those cameras keep flashing god knows what they will do to a girl. Ohh... but I just want to glimpse so bad, blue... green..., I can't take it anymore. Damn I want that dress, it looks goood on her!"

Carla: Ze iz za most butiful gil I zee in za longezt time. Wonder if ze is zinking of me rightz now? I zon't even zknow whatz zis zong iz. Why ze have heer hand on zi breast...? Oh, Iz knew ze waz zinking ofz me!"


Carla: "Zo Mizelle, zu like fazion juzt az I do?"

Michelle: "Gurl fashion is my middle name, and your eyes are about to become my last!"

Carla: "Zmyaybe if zme handz zwingz faztir it will hit heerz and zi will touch eachother and be holzing zi handz, likez zi wizh to do for zo longz!"

Michelle: "I wonder if my President would mind if I just touched her hand, just to see if her skin is as soft as mine... that's it, no other intentions at all. It looks gay, but I'm not, just the soft skin issue... honestly!"


Michelle: "Oh, thank the good lord up there who got me where I am today... SOFT, SOFT skin, oh it's so soft It's got me wanting more! And her eyes... they are green, so green and beautiful, and what am I going delirious? Oh, I don't care I need more, give me more Carla... Show me some love, look at me I'm smirking at you! I don't smirk at anybody or anything except my husband but he won't mind if I just borrow you for the day, evening, weekend... Oh please don't let go of my hand, the softness...!"

Carla: "Zmy zweet Mizelle, oh youz eyez, you'z glow you'z haze... You'zar onze of za kind and zmy handz finaly hitz yurz! And zmy eyze andz zur eyez connect in zat zpezial way, juzt wantz to feelz zur lipz now, if iz zoft az urz handz... I'm all zurz!"


Carla: "Ohh, Zmmm.... I'lz holz you allz day longz, don't leave me now, I'm allz yourz!"

Michelle: "Soft, so soft... her lips are amazing, her strength... That tight lock of the elbow, the lock of the lips... wheww, just one more day...! Oh, Carla... it's you I am destined for in this role that I'm in!"


Michelle: "So do you think we fooled 'em?"

Carla: "Hee hee, Zi think wez foolz zem all! (Iz waz not fooled, zmy hand zwung to yourz)!"

Michelle: "I love that woman. Just look at her designer!"

Ruby Rose is "HOT- HOT- HOT"!

This sassy and classy woman is full of spunky-glamor, buckets of INK, and a shitload of humor! Oops.. Do you need help zipping that dress up?


Ruby Rose is MTV Australia's new VJ... (get your minds out of the gutter), and she's one of us ladies! Come on, only lesbians lick their lips like that! Hoot, hoot and holla!


Ruby recently won an ASTRA award for Favorite Female Personality at age 23 after only 14 months of her semi, now irresistible celebrity fame! She surpassed Antonia Kidman (38) who has been voted Favorite Female Personality for the past two years! Ruby was stoked and humbly honored for her ASTRA award!

Here is a recent interview of Ruby on ROV (Live with Rove McManus)! Here she brings out her humor and charm with stories of kissing and vomiting for her MTV VJ position, birthday INK secrets, and discussing the movie "Wild Things", did it turn her gay?? Hmmm... guess you'll have to watch to find out!