Showing posts with label Jennifer Beals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jennifer Beals. Show all posts

SHELF DIVING..

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Holy HOT smokes, Batman! Have you all checked out this months issue of DIVA Magazine? If not, you better jump on that shit quick before I buy the damn magazine company out! Jennifer Beals is back in action (Not the type of action I would like to see, but it will do..)! She is simply to die for.. and if I don't die looking at her, can you imagine this Wicked Witch seeing her in person? "I'm melting.."!



Here's a little taste of the article...

"The actress behind Bette Porter, The L Word’s alpha female, talks to her friend Rachel Shelley about her new book, L Word nostalgia and her need for privacy."

"It was on the red carpet for the second season L Word premiere that I fi rst realised how exceptional Jennifer Beals is. She was midinterview with E! Channel or some such, and had just expressed her very real grief at the death of actor Ozzie Davis who played her father in the series. Barely acknowledging her words or giving her space to draw breath, the interviewer was straight in with his next question – what was she wearing tonight? Jennifer paused. Amidst the madness of flashbulbs and cacophonic name-calling that is a crazed red carpet experience, she had the wherewithal to fix the guy with a hard stare. Struggling to be heard over the hubbub, she chided him concisely: did he not hear what she had just said? How could he plunge into inanities when she had been marking the life of a great and esteemed man?

I was blown away. Those red carpet interviews represent life at its most vapid, yet it didn’t deter Jennifer from her true nature. The easier response may have been just to name the designer.To give good interview and pass it off as a Hollywood moment. But Jennifer’s not prepared to reduce her life or emotions to a series of easy sound-bites for media satisfaction. Everything she is or does is without compromise, and with total commitment to the truth.

So I have to admit, I was a little trepidatious about interviewing Ms Beals. As much as I’ve come to love you, dear DIVA reader, I’m not about to ruin a valued relationship by (asking the wrong question and) blurring the lines between journalist and personal friend. There have been, of course, many conversations and experiences she and I have shared over the years that would be unsuitable for a magazine article, whether she was famous or not. Most are obvious, others are wonderfully weird, like the names of her pets. She is, by her own admission, a very private person."







First off Dylan and Helena make a sexy ass couple, whew... I would love to be the peanut butter between that sandwich!! Second off, (screaming) "I MISS THIS SHOW!" I think I speak for the greater half of the worlds population!! Look at the sex appeal these fine ladies and men had to offer! All I ask for is a movie, Ilene. Sex and the City has a movie... oh wait they have about 5 movies, not to mention Miley Cyrus has a movie? HELLO... I think "OUR" Gay ass's deserve a movie and so much more! And by "Gay" I mean "Happy", because honestly we were are all a little less depressed when we had Bette and Tina turning us on every Sunday evening! That's what I'm talking about!! So Ilene... "FORGET YOUR FARM AND MAKE A MOVIE!!!!!!!"

Zoe Landau, You Shmuck!

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Zoe Landau, U.S. Attorney! Something about that makes me want to be handcuffed and... Mmmm Mmmm, you almost got it out of me!!

She did it again, and she'll keep doing it! Flaunting herself about in the perfect roles, with the perfect wardrobe, and perfect profanity that she belts out so seductively; It's become sort of an art for her!

It doesn't matter if shes kissing girls, or guys, or boys or women (she should probably continue to kiss women...), she played that role of Zoe amazingly this evening! I'm sure it boosted the series ratings, not to mention FOX's ratings, because it is Jennifer Beals we are talking about, but not just her as a person but her ability to act and create these characters that come directly to life! You would never know she was acting anything out, she is just that good!

I think she won herself a spot on the show, at least for a few more episodes. I mean, come on, you can't end an episode with a bosom scene after screwing your ex and then just not have anything else to do with them... oh wait, that happens these days! Wow, don't lie to me, get Jennifer back on the show!! We like Zoe Landau!

Plus Kelli Williams character Dr. Gillian Foster needs a friend! (Now there's a fantasy... they were walking together in this episode and I wanted to faint!) I haven't seen her since "The Practice"!


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2 TELEVISION MUST SEE'S!

Wednesday, April 22, 2009



Jennifer Beals has signed onto FOX's "Lie to Me", to guest-star as Cal's (Tim Roth) ex-wife Zoe Landau, for multiple episodes! Jennifer's first appearance is set to be aired TONIGHT, April 22, on FOX! Keep an eye out!


Mary-Louise (Nancy Botwin) is headed for another season of uncertain tangled webs, with viewers pondering over crazy Mexican drug Dad Esteban (Demian Bichir), true or rumor? Guess you will have to tune in June 8 on SHOTIME to find out all the dirty quieries that Mary-Louise has smoked up!


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HELLO MY CHOSEN ONE! HA-HA-HA... OH YOU ARE SO TENDER AND KIND! IF ONLY I LOOK AS GORGEOUS AS SHE DOES AT 44, WHAT AN AMAZING WOMAN... MMMHMMM!


ILENE CHAIKEN... WHO DIDN'T LET THE GIRLS GET A WORD IN AFTER WINNING A RECOGNITION AWARD FOR HER CREATION THAT THEY WORKED SO HARD IN PORTRAYING. I THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS OUT OF LINE A FEW TIMES WHEN SHE WAS SPEAKING, TALKING ABOUT HOW SHE WANTED HER CHARACTERS TO BE A LITTLE MORE PRETTIER, SKINNIER, MORE FASHIONABLE BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE WATCH. OH ILENE, I STILL LOVE YOU JUST FOR CASTING JENNIFER BEALS AS YOUR MAIN CHARACTER... NO, BUT HONESTLY THERE WAS MORE SPOKEN THAN SHOULD HAVE BEEN! BUT, SHE STILL LOOKED LOVELY AND I'M SURE SHE WAS A TID-BIT NERVOUS!


LEAVE IT UP TO THE TALL ONE TO CRADLE THE AWARD!! SMOKING, SMOKIN, SMOKIN! ALL FOUR OF THEM (KATE MOENNIG, LEISHA HAILEY, JENNIFER BEALS, ILENE CHAIKEN) LOOK ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS SPORTING THEIR WHITE KNOTS FOR MARRIAGE EQUALITY; BEAUTIFUL!


AND LOOK, JANE LYNCH SHOWED UP FOR "L WORD" SUPPORT LOOKING SUPER SPIFFY!
THANK YOU GLAAD FOR THE IMAGES ABOVE!


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"Have a crazy and messed weekend!!"


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Long live Bette Porter & Tina Kinard...!


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SCHECTER YOU WHORE...!

You are PISSING me off!!


Oh Jenny, I can guarantee that you will be dying shortly, because my girl is going to whoop your sorry mouse of a face ass!! Oh and Kit, damn she is going to tear your chicken legs right from your body when she hears about this!


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PORTER FLIRT GONE BAD...

Friday, February 27, 2009


Ok BOTOX... leave my girl alone, she is in love with Chin (Tina) she doesn't want any of your skankyness in her luxurious artsy life!! Where's Chin when all this occurs... Oh that's right being sophisticated and responsible. Not stumbling drunk on bubbly full of skank just to get into my girls pants! Stay tuned to another Porter Flirt gone bad...!


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Let's see if these impulsive woman can either save,
or break the Chart this evening!



Let's see what becomes of this situation...



This situation...



And her...!



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